I see where, in Los Angeles, a soon-to-be 101-year-old driver backed his Cadillac over a curb into a group of grade school kids and their parents, injuring 11 of them.

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We must take immediate action so this kind of tragedy does not happen again. The solution is so clear and easy. We must ban automobiles or at the very least, Cadillacs.

While we’re at it, if we’ll just ban silverware, we can end the dubious American distinction of being the most overweight county in the world.

If you do not understand my point, you probably never will.

By Dan Sheesley, North Platte